When China gets drunk on power, Remo and Chiun crash the party.
New age diva Squirrelly Chicane - the hottest channeler this side of Atlantis - has made millions getting high on the afterlife. So when a delegation of Himalayan holy men convince a very stoned Squirrelly that she's an incarnation of the Bunji Lama, she figures ruling their little country would be a kick.
But big bad China is playing a nasty game of turf war - and Tibet is the unlucky first contestant. The holy underdogs hoped that an American national on the throne - even one as nuts as Squirrelly - would keep the bullies away. Not! Now, the U.S. is sitting on a powder keg. Solution: send in Remo and Chiun with some free tickets to paradise.
When Squirrelly goes to visit the "Deli" Lama, she expects some good eats. We're talking a real brainiac here! This beached Orca wants into Remo's pants big time. Remo can't get away - Squirrelly's body - guarding it - is his assignment.
When someone asks her who the Master Of Sinanju is, she replies "It's that little guy. Sinatra."
Remo and Chiun must keep this freak safe and alive - and it's not easy. The Earth has less air than the inside of her skull!
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