Remo and Chiun face a countdown to chaos in a funland for fiends
For twisted nostalgia buffs, it was a chance to revel in the bad old days. A new Bay of Pigs invasion had ended in a fresh fiasco. Castro had turned from a bearded buffoon back into a maximum leader - and his counterstrike back at Florida set up a nightmare scenario out of the perilous past. Remo and Chiun had to find out who was behind this rerun from hell. Was it Cuban exiles? The Mafia? A maverick CIA? But when the dynamite duo blew through the swarm of suspects, they hit a stone wall of shock. For now they knew the name of the most fiendish foe they ever had to destroy: Uncle Sam.
A certain unfrozen American Idol wants to turn Cuba into the world's single largest amusement theme park. Wacky Wolf, Dingbat Duck, Mongo Mose - all will have a treasured spot in the new theme park, built by Uncle Sam Beasley.
Remo and Chiun must battle their way through Beasley World, while all the inhabitants try and reduce our heroes to rubble. The parody of Disney is great, and a new arch-villain is born!
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