This babe looks like Sally from 3rd Rock from the Sun...

A Crazed
Geneticist
Gives New
Meaning to
the term
"Animal
Appetites."

 

HOLD THE PICKLE

Meet the Boss Camelus-Whitus, affectionately known as BBQ to the genetic engineers at Boston Bio, Brainchild of the beautiful but sociopathic Dr. Judith White, this homely, sad-eyed creature is a bio-masterpiece of gene splicing, and billed as the world's most promising new food source.

A bungled kidnapping of the BBQ by animal rights activists results in the unfortunate discovery that these slow, silly-looking creatures might actually be bloodthirsty killers.

Vicious man-eaters or docile darlings? Chiun wants one for a pet and Remo's getting real bad vibes about the sinister secrets behind the whole BBQ thing, especially he's been selected as the prime stud material in a madwoman's brilliant plot to send the human race out to lunch...permanently.

 

My comments....

A follow-up on Killer Chromosomes , this story brings a new twist to Remo - some hidden fears relating to an earlier exploit.  Overall I liked the story.  It tied in well to earlier books (the Chromosome thing, the fish tanks in the basement), but I missed the interplay, ie, humor between Remo and Chiun.  I miss the good old days where Remo explained baseball to Chiun (and that the prize was not  the "baseball diamond" - as in jewel).

My biggest complaint - Remo is too damn smart.  100 books took care in pointing out - or taking advantage of the fact - that he was not the brightest bulb in the chandelier! When Remo makes comments like "That's a tortured exercise in semantics" I wonder what's going on! When he looks at a computer screen and recognizes a couple of the formulas from high school chemistry, I stare in horror at the page.

Plus, if Remo has such a deep fear of his near fatal brush with the previous DNA types, how could he - and Chiun - miss the connection here.  Chiun rarely misses anything - while Remo may be slow, I can't see him missing the obvious for so long - especially since it almost killed him years earlier.

Sure, as time marches on, Remo should gain some gray matter - but not overnight.  Smith even made a "mental comment" to himself in an earlier book, basically stating that the pill used to simulate Remo's death at the fake execution caused some brain damage - and that he hoped Chiun never discovered the fact!  OK, so Sinanju can cure brain damage - but give Remo training in symantecs - especially Western symantecs??

Bottom line - A good read, but the old Remo and Chiun are fading away.

 

 

Note the new cover design - no more "created by":

Now it's just a footnote on the bottom of the page: