Magazine   #3
"How Many Ninjas Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb"

Ninjas, Ninjas everywhere.  Stealing, spying, changing light bulbs, playing contortionist, and generally, well, being Ninjas.

Remo gets his but kicked by these little buggers, but returns to even the score a little later.

Remo is still into his pizza, ribs, and junk food.

This is an original story, with no rehash from the books!