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From: flyingpanman@aol.com
Date: 7/25/00
Time: 10:11:06 PM
Remote Name: 152.163.201.201
His name was Arthur. My King, or your Majesty to the commoners. He was one of the best known Kings in England, and the world. He lived thousands of years ago. So how come England is hearing his name again? As a present day heir to the throne? His name was Chiun, and he was trying to teach his pupil Remo the proper way to control his male attractiveness. Unlike some Sinanju techniques, Remo was actually paying close attention to this one. "Please little father, can't you just show me so I can stop those airheaded stewardesses from trying to rip the zipper from my pants every time I ride a freaking plane?" As Chiun prepares his biting retort a news show comes on that mentions the sightings of one King Arthur in England. Chiun listens to the report then shuts off the t.v. "Sit Remo, for I must now impart onto you a story of the shamed master, and of the once and future King....The one destined to destroy the world. And we must inform Emporer Smith that we will be returning to Sinanju this day, for in a short while, there will be nothing left but dust, and of course, Sinanju."